- one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
- one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
- me: chokes
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme
